The headline is the basic story. On 15th May, the Yaniv clown show rolled back into the BC courts on year another of the waddling lump of lard’s vexatious lawsuits. If you remember, this is the lawsuit he started after an elderly man in a walker prevented him from assaulting any more senior citizens. I can’t actually believe we are writing about a grown-man baby of over 30 stone years who thought it was acceptable to punch a senior citizen in their own home building.
As is now given with Yaniv, this lawsuit had more shit in it than his shit-encrusted man cave or his condo floor from poor Rexy. He had already been found guilty of criminality over the event, and a judge in the same courthouse had already ruled Yaniv was a liar and an untrustworthy witness. However, our favourite landwhale wasn’t deterred and tried for another bite of the chocolate cake.
We are not saying that Yaniv has a form for losing lawsuits, but the self-declared” fourth-year law student” has lost more lawsuits than virginities on Epsteins Island. Except the only thing Yaniv has never lost is his virginity (excluding Miriam, who doesn’t count).
In a conclusion that even mystic Meg would have predicted, the case was thrown out onto the rubbish heap just like the rest of Lard Arse’s cases. Why? Because after 100+ losses he still hasn’t learned that you need a little something called evidence! Yaniv seems to think that this site doesn’t exist and that our readership includes law enforcement, court staff, and lawyers who now know he is a pathological liar.
He also hasn’t learned that the evidence you submit has to be connected to the case or support your claims. Yet again, he submitted reports that not only disproved his own case but also suggested the only thing wrong with him was a sexually transmitted infection in his throat! We understand this may have come from his used tampon fetish. The medical reports he used state clearly there was no injury!
Plus, Yaniv was seen by medical services right after the alleged assault. Surprise, surprise, no sign of injury; the report again disproves Yanivs’s case.
Just another add-in from this medical report. YOUR A FAT FUCKING LIAR Jessica Yaniv Simpson – NON-INSULIN DEPENDENT
Only a moronic loser would file a certificate of readiness with medical reports stating that there was no sign of any injury other than a dose of the clap. Yaniv never learns that it’s not hate that people have towards him. It is disgust.
Yaniv was last seen waddling towards his car before a Greenpeace truck tried to tow him back to the sea.
What is your favourite Yaniv loss?




